We’d rather have moved here. Our (belated) honeymoon was a perfect trip to paradise. We just packed our bags and left, uh, a couple weeks ago. Can’t you tell by our deep dark tans? Look closer….

After saying goodbye to our cars (a moment of silence, please) we became official New Yorkers in September. We moved into a tiny, but surprisingly roomy, one bedroom apartment in the West Village, around the corner from myriad A, B, and C list famous people, who are just like us, except with more money and better clothes. Try to find them in these photos…